Ahhhhhhhh, spinach!!! Everybody panic!!!! Quick, throwaway your bags of spinach, you nation of Popeye wannabes!
OK, maybe it wasn't that dramatic, but to my sleepy eyes, today's top story was a fresh new kind of horror. Today, I woke up to a new enemy: vegetables.
It didn't help that Meredith was only a few days into her new hosting gig. I'm not sure she was ready to handle such a momentous story. Especially after futzing that first throw to commercial in her debut.
But she got through it ... and so did I. Although, my side really hurts and I had bagged spinach exactly one week ago at a dinner party. I thought it might be a bruised rib, but now I'm not too sure. Thanks, E. Coli!
Terror truly does have a new name.
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